Let's say a certain somebody, let's call him Shmerb, declared that the services of a certain drug rehabilitation center, let's call it the Shmopiate Shmaddiction Unit, were insufficiently reliant on the lessons and theories of the bible and the prophets going back to Abraham. So Shmerb, in his abundant biblical wisdom, declared that a certain jet pack development organization would no longer pay the health insurance premiums for its Director of Fuel Systems, who was subsequently forced to sign himself out from the Smopiate Shmaddiction Unit, where he was undergoing much-needed treatment for an all-consuming addiction to Shmeroin. That Director of Fuel Systems is instead now supposed to rely on the "light of the Lord, as experienced through sustained sessions of prayer and silent reflection, to rid yourself of this terrible, heathen addition, borne of Satan himself."
Entirely unrelated to the preceding hypothetical exercise, I have returned from my educational hiatus to my position as Director of Fuel Systems at Project Jet Pack. Despite the unqualified success of the previous fuel system design, I have been tasked with designing an injector arrangement with lower potential blast disintegration, and I have been experimenting to that end.
One might ask if there is any scientific basis for diluting jet pack jet fuel with human urine. The answer to that question is this: when you dilute the jet fuel with something free, you then have extra jet fuel which you could, if you so chose, sell to someone else. What would one sell siphoned jet fuel for? Hypothethically? Well, it's hard to say. But, since we're just speculating, I suppose you could, hypothetically, trade jet fuel for shmeroin.
Lots and lots of shmeroin.
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